Hindi funny sher SMS

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua!!



Unki galiyon me gaya to
woh phool barsane lage
jab unki mummy ne dekha
to gamle bhi saath aane lage



Girl's excuses:
Phone mat kiya karo dear,
mom hoti hai near,
papa se lagta hai fear,
baat nahin hoti hai clear
Isliye SMS kiya karo dear
without fear n very clear



Jab Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,
Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Mazaa Aya Hoga.
Hasi Di Bachon Wali
Surat Di Bholi Bhali
Mizaaz Diya Cool
aur Dimaag gaya bhool..!



Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko
permanently sula diya...



Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum,
Jisko roj ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....



Chand par agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota



Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee,
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee...



twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega utja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
utke jaldi peele chaai,
msge me and say me hai.



Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...



Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!



HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE,
1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE



Hoon mai doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse waha,
Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,
mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..



Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba..
Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi
Usne kaha Kaise Nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha--"Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai"!!



Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!!



Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola"



Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan,
Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan,
Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan,
Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya Bhai Jaan"



PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO



SHAMA RO RO KAY PARWANOO SE KHA RAHI HAI
MUJAI RUMAL LA DO MERI NAAK BHA RAHI HAI



Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai



Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!



Aysa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein,
Nahin hai enough disk space!



Aapko miss karna..
roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna..
aadat ki baat hai.
Aap se duur rehna..
kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna..
himmat ki baat hai.



Abe hawa ke jhonke..
aankh ki batti bhuja..
light ka meter band kar..
aur ankhon ke parde jhuka..
chal so ja..bole to.. GOOD NIGHT



Khuda ke ghar se kuch Gadhe Farar ho gaye
Khuda ke ghar se kuch Gadhe Farar ho gaye

Kuch to pakade Gaye, kuch hamare yaar ho gaye!



Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...



Khwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah,
Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,
ye yari kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah,
sirf tum busy na hona network ki tarah.



Roz subah hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warnings



Tere pyar ka email mere
dil ko lubhataa hai

Par beech main tere baap
ka virus aa jataa hai!



Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko
cut kiya karte hai
Warna baaki cases
main to copy paste
kiya karte hain



dosti karo college wali se,
piyar karo office wali se,
programme karo pados wali se,
aankh ladao sali se,
love karo dil wali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se!



ye jo haseeno k baal hotay hain,
larhko ko phsaney k jaal hotey hain,
najaney kitno k khoon piye honge inhoney,
tab hi to hont in k itney laal hotey hain



Bas nazron se dekh liya hota,
Agar tamanna thi darane ki.
Hum yunhi behosh ho gaye hote
kya zarurat thi muskurane ki...



Sharifo me koi chor nahi hota
Kwabo me koi mor nahi hota
Naye patang ka koi dor nahi hota
Arey yar.. Humse jo kare dosti
woh kabhi bor nahi hota



Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum,
Jisko roj ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....



Chand par agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota




Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee,
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee...



Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...



HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE,
1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE



Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba..
Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi
Usne kaha Kaise Nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha--"Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai"!!



Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!!



Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan,
Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan,
Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan,
Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya Bhai Jaan"



Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai



woh cham cham karke chali aaye
woh cham cham karke chali gaye
mein sindoor leke khada tha
woh rakhi bandh ke chali gaye.



Dil ka dard ko zuba per laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho,
hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!



Aysa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein,
Nahin hai enough disk space!



Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...



Khwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah,
Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,
ye yari kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah,
sirf tum busy na hona network ki tarah.



Roz subah hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warnings



Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko
cut kiya karte hai
Warna baaki cases
main to copy paste
kiya karte hain



dosti karo college wali se,
piyar karo office wali se,
programme karo pados wali se,
aankh ladao sali se,
love karo dil wali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se!



ye jo haseeno k baal hotay hain,
larhko ko phsaney k jaal hotey hain,
najaney kitno k khoon piye honge inhoney,
tab hi to hont in k itney laal hotey hain



Main Na To Chacha Hoon,
Na Hi Bhatija Hoon,
Main Na To Chacha Hoon,
Na Hi Bhatija Hoon,
Main To Apne Ma Bab Ke
Manoranjan Ka Natija Hoon.



Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho
Mere dil ko bhaati bohot ho
Dil kehta hai le jaoon tumhain dinner per
Per suna hai tum khaati bohot ho!



Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!



Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.



Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile
ki zindagi ka sawaal hai



Duniya se chupa kar, teri tasvir
bathroom mein laga rakhi hai,
tujhe milne aata rahun,
isliye julabh ki goliya kha rakhi hai.



Duniya mai aaye ho tho aisa kam karo kadar dan.
Duniya mai aaye ho tho aisa kam karo kadar dan.
Ke jis gali se bhi gujro awaz aaye aba jan aba jan...



humne jaana hai tum cheese kya ho,
humne jaana hai tum cheese kya ho,
par yeh na jaana tha ki
cheese ke saath makhan bhi ho.



Arz kiya hai:

Ek sher sunatha hoon bade dhyan se sunu
Ek sher sunatha hoon bade dhyan se sunu
Mujhe sher nahi athe kisi aur se suno.



Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai



Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi, Aap ke siwa koi yaad aata nahi,
Hasrat hai ki aap ko roz dekhun.....

Par Kambakt, Wo BANDARWALA Aap ko roz lata nahi!




Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,

Hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.



Haqueeqat samjho ya fasaana
Apna samjho ya begaana
Suno is dil ka afsaana ke Thand bahut hai,

Please teen din aur mat nahaana!!



Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona, hum roz manayenge,
Teri dosti ka sila hum is tara nibhayenge,
shadi ho teri aur dulhan hum le jayenge!!



Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan,
devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,
devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
khake paan paro boli,
"shukriya Bhaijaan"



Hawa mey bindaas udd raha tha ghalib
Wah! Wah!
Hawa mey azaad udd raha tha ghalib
Bahut Khoob!
Hawa mey betaab udd raha tha ghalib

Ruk gayi hawa, gir gaya ghalib!



Abhi to dosti shuru ki hai,
Waqt aane par dosti ka farz bhi nibhayenge,
Dil par patthar rakhkar,
Ek din hum khud tumhe MENTAL HOSPITAL chod aayenge!!



Positive Thinking for Guys:

Ladkiyan hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi
Ladkiyan hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi
Badnaseeb hai woh ladkiyan jinke naseeb mey hum nahi..!!



Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain cartoon network ko,
Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain…



Hum bhi smart
Aap bhi smart
Hum bhi gud looking
Aap bhi gud looking
Bus 1 chota sa fark hain
Hum dil se saaf
Aur...?

Aap DIMAAG se!



Jis tarah suraj nikalta hai har raat ke baad
chand alwida kehta hai har mulaqaat ke baad
tum ghar se mat nikalna warna log kahenge
dekho Mendak nikal aaya Barsaat ke baad..!!!



Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning
Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning

Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise
'0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS'



Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!

Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum, Ragad-Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!



Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar..
Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar baar..

Aadat se majboor ho tum Jane kab maang lo udhaar.



Unhone pucha:

Joote kho gaye mehfil me, ab hum ghar kaise jayenge.

Humne kaha :

Yun hee shayari karte raho, itne aayenge ki giney nahi jayenge!!



Kafi dard bhara sher hai, zara dhyaan se padhiyega:

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai..

kyunki.. Ab wo dekhne me itni khas nahi hai!



Aaj GOD ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is EARTH par cartoons ki importance samajh aayi,
Apko EARTH par bhejna uss ka bahana tha,
MICKEY MOUSE ke baad kisiko toh aana Tha.



Ek Drunkard ki Dastaan:

Humko to beer ne luta,
Ciggerete mein kahan dum tha!!
Apni to kashti hi wahan doobi jahan whisky ka drum tha..!!
Cheers.. Cheers!!


Hum gaye unki gali mein, Vo phool barsaane lage,
Hum gaye unki gali mein, Vo phool barsaane lage,

Jab dekha unki mummy ne, toh saath mein gamle bhi aane lage..!!



Phool gir jaate hai jab aap aate ho
Phool gir jaate hai jab aap aate ho

Aji zara dhyaan se chala karo, gamlon se kyon takraate ho?



Miss U Miss U sab kahein,
Par actually miss kare na koi.
Agar koi kisiko miss kare toh
Fir SMS band kyun hoyeee!!



Closeup se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh rakhne ka,
Agar phir bhi white nahi huye toh
Bindaas HARPIC USE KARNE KA.



Na moh na maya hai
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai
Baith ke chaar panne palat lo beta
Final paper girlfriend ne nahi banaya hai!!



Hum bhi aapke liye ek Tajmahal Banaenge
Hum bhi aapke liye ek Tajmahal Banaenge

Ek cup khud piyenge, aur ek cup aapko pilanenge,
Waahhhh Taj..!!



Wo chum le 1 baar to aati nahi neend,
unki meethi awaaz me raat jaati hai beet,
isliye kehti hun yaaro,ye risk na uthao..

KACHUA JALAO MACCHAR BHAGAO



khali batva(wallet) us ke haath thama deta hun
yun hatheli per sarson jama deta hun
jab kabhi begum ka paara hadh se zyada chad jaye
sabse pehle juttian uski chupa deta hun..!!



Jo kehti hai duniya wo such hai begum
ke main tere zer-aser aa gaya hun!
kaha boss ne jab jahanumm me jaao
toh dafter se seedha ghar aa gaya hun!!



Dekhkar Tajmahal, bola Shahjehan ka pota
Dekhkar Tajmahal, bola Shahjehan ka pota

Daadi agar tu na hoti toh yeh kharcha na hota!!



Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
Shukar hai tum nahi ho!



Raat bhar SMS kiya to raat kat gayi
Wah Wah Wah Wah

Raat bhar SMS kiya to raat kat gayi
Wah Wah Wah Wah

Subah uthkar balance dekha to waat lag gayi!



Aakhir woh aa hee gaye lout ke,
Duniya ki haqeeqat dekh ke,
Warna unhe kya pata tha,
Kitna kharach hota hai ek ek sms
bhej ke.



Kitaben Khuli Ho Ya Ho Bandh
Padhaai Last Night Hee Hoti Hain
Kaise Kahun Main-O-Yaara Ye
Engineering Aise Hee Hoti Hain



Aaj Mausam mein kuch ajeeb si baat hai,
Bekabu sae hamare jazbaat hain..
Jee chahta hai ki tumko churale tumhi se..
par kaya kare.. Papa kehte hain chori karna Galat Kaam hai!!



Hum Raat Ki Tanhai Me Tumhe Awaaz Diya Karte Hai Aur Sitaron Se Apka Zikr Kiya Karte Hai

Na Aao Khwabon Me Hamare, Hum Bhoot Se Dara Karte Hai!